"By now, you’ve seen the adverts on TV, and the decorations are up everywhere you look. Christmas season is officially here. While the festive folk among us have been preparing since, well, last Christmas, the rest of us are readying ourselves for the plunge into Christmas mania. [Apparently.]
"Maybe you’ve got the majority of your presents sorted and just need to pick up a few last bits and bobs. Well done, you! [Yes, Well Done!]
"Maybe you’re so focused on keeping your inner Scrooge at bay, you haven't even thought about Christmas shopping yet. Bah Humbug!
"Take it from us; we know how daunting the 'big Christmas shop' can seem. But if you stick to these 9 insider secrets, you’ll breeze through Brent Cross and come out more savvy than Santa himself."
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| And so, as the loose-bowelled pigeon of time swoops low over the unsuspecting tourist of destiny, and the flatulent skunk of fate wanders into the air-conditioning system of eternity, you can link to the web site. |
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